She's Checking In (The NASA Juno Song)

by Adam Sakellarides

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You think that you’re a god amongst the stars
and it does not help that you sort of are
but you disrespect your wife
you don’t come home at night
you have secret affairs with other satellites

but she knows all the games you play
your wife, Juno’s, on her way
reporting in / your every sin
she’s checking in

she’ll post RAW pics of you, you know
so we can clearly see your pole
she’s done you in / embarrassin'
she’s checking in

with lots of gadgets she will spy on you
see how far your sphere of magnetism goes to
though lies have been your flair
she knows you’re just hot air
there’s nothing noble 'bout your gassy derrière

it takes ten-thousand days, she’s found
for you to give her the run-around
she’s followin’ / your every sin
she’s checking in

well you have got so much darn pull
even their orbits sync in full
she’s followin’ / your every sin
she’s checking in

she will find just what is at your core
a heart of stone or ice or really not much more
you and your lovers meet
you’ve been creating heat
the entire system hears you between plasma sheets

yeah, she will broadcast what she's found
though you may shroud yourself in clouds
bear it and grin / confess your sins
she’s checking in

yeah, she knows all the games you play
her toolset’s got a wide array
bear it and grin / confess your sins
she’s checking in

she’ll expose your cheating heart
even if it may tear her apart
you’ve done her in / she’s been crushed in
she’s checking in

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released July 3, 2016

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Adam Sakellarides Oakland, California

A native southern-Californian, Adam started writing songs on an old guitar from the 70s that his parents won in a raffle. He sings about love, science, politics, socially awkward people, and things like that. Now armed with witty lyrics, catchy melodies, and a bunch of mediocre jokes, he's ready to entertain you. ... more

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