How Hijinks Ensue

by Adam Sakellarides

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Prompted by Joel Watson's "Hijinks Ensue" fanart contest:
hijinksensue.com/2013/05/10/hijinks-ensue-6-year-anniversary-fancy-fan-art-contest/

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In the heart of Dallas Texas
lies a coven of bearded geeks
They're cooking up something special
in fact the entire place reeks

Eli brings beer for the breakfast
Joel critically observes
And Josh really loves the pork
as both a noun and a verb

It's a land of smelly adjectives
of lines and wooshy hair
And if you need some sage advice
Boxcar Pete's right over there

Though a beer is good enough
for most of the fellas
Joel sometimes imbibes with drinks
with little umbrellas

Josh brings the Apple products
And Eli brings the booze
and Joel will document
how hijinks ensue (hijinks ensue)

Eli was inspired to make a dino
the old-school way:
He had a snake and a chicken mate
It worked to our dismay

The adorable hell-beast brought about
The end of times
The world didn't really change much:
'stead of four fingers we've five!

Josh brings the Apple products
And Eli brings the booze
and Joel will document
how hijinks ensue (hijinks ensue)

Josh brings the Apple products
And Eli brings the booze
and Joel will document
how hijinks ensue (hijinks ensue)

Eli became a super hero
When he donned a cape
Josh is part of the grand conspiracy to
Turn everybody gay

Joel's house is a sacred place
No matter how you live
Of course all sorts are welcome here
Even evil Fox executives

Josh brings the Apple products
And Eli brings the booze
and Joel will document
how hijinks ensue (hijinks ensue)

Josh brings the Apple products
And Eli brings the booze
and Joel will document
so Joel can pay the rent
and Joel will document
how hijinks ensue (hijinks ensue)

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released May 20, 2013

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Adam Sakellarides Oakland, California

A native southern-Californian, Adam started writing songs on an old guitar from the 70s that his parents won in a raffle. He sings about love, science, politics, socially awkward people, and things like that. Now armed with witty lyrics, catchy melodies, and a bunch of mediocre jokes, he's ready to entertain you. ... more

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